Hear ye, hear ye! The King of Goofs doth come,
To do battle with the enemies of the Antichrist.
I live at Lion’s Gate, and I was trying to go home,
Until I saw the keys to the UFO; I swallowed them whole.
I feel like GI Joe, it must have been the carrot-stew,
That bubbled and boiled as I slurped it down.
My friends don’t call, but if they did, they’d call me
Retarded, because I don’t answer the phone.
I went out in autumn and was amazed,
To find a leaf had fallen and caught itself,
In the eves, it reminded me that Carrie Fisher,
Was once a Princess of a high kingdom.
The king used to give speeches in his heyday,
It was something obscure about eating veggies.
He was caught in a feedback-loop, methinks,
But the White Whale swallowed him whole.
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